Loot Goblin Energy Tee
For anyone who says “I check the chest” before checking for traps.
$29
Goblimic
Original dungeon-crawler inspired merch
Goblimic creates chaotic fantasy merch for loot goblins, mimic appreciators, RPG degenerates, tabletop adventurers, and anyone whose inventory is always full.
Featured loot
Original dungeon-crawler fantasy designs made for shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, posters, playmats, and gaming room wall art.
For anyone who says “I check the chest” before checking for traps.
$29Warm, cursed, and probably trying to eat your party.
$54Wall art inspired by impossible maps, boss rooms, and bad choices.
$24Slap chaotic loot energy on laptops, water bottles, and dice boxes.
$12Monthly drops
New limited-run designs arrive in themed waves: tavern trash, goblin economics, cursed treasure, boss room survivors, and monster manual rejects.
“Everything is treasure until it grows teeth.”
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